"Criminal couple abducts Bambi," Chelsey Smith

Monday, March 29, 2010

America’s Most Wanted kidnaps the precious deer in Jasper, AB. on Monday afternoon.

The notorious criminal couple, Chelsey Smith and Scott Stretch, has abducted a deer from Jasper National Park and are holding it for a ransom fee of $100 000.00
The abducted deer, Bambi, was the town of Jasper’s most beloved wild pet, and considered to be a good omen to anyone who was lucky enough to catch a glimpse of her.

The RCMP was first notified of the dynamic duo’s presence in Jasper via Echofon Twitter post by Scott Stretch himself, “Couldn't ask for a better day at marmot.”

The CISC were immediately notified and able to quickly confirm that America’s most wanted pair was indeed in Jasper, and to be armed and dangerous. Police then ordered Mounties to follow security protocol and the residents and occupants of Jasper hurried into a frenzied full lock-down.



Update
Smith and Stretch captured Bambi on HWY 16, and have sent police an explicit message requesting $100 000.00 for safe return of the deer.

Smith insists that if the money is not delivered to an offshore account by 11 p.m. tonight, she will personally see to it that deer sausage is made of Bambi.

RCMP and CISC have not been able to track down Smith and Stretch, but it is believed that they have fled the province.

Plea to the Public
Jasper residents are asked to remain calm and contribute live savings to the account to ensure a safe return of the beloved Bambi.




Location
Jasper National Park is located in the Rocky Mountains of Alberta, Canada.

Lakes and mountains connected to / surrounding Jasper area:
-Athabasca River Valley
-Miette River
-Pyramid Mountain
-Pyramid Lake
-Patricia Lake
-Lake Annette
-Lake Edith
-Lac Beauvert

History
-Jasper National Park was established in 1907.
-Home of Canadian Pacific Railway
-Visit the Jasper Museum

Information
Jasper is known to many as a small town nestled in the big mountains. The population is dense, and the serene beauty in the nature and wildlife is vast. Jasper is a large attraction for tourists wishing to visit the Rocky Mountains, and best known for its ski hill, Marmot Basin. Sightseeing and recreational activities in Jasper can be performed in the winter and summer months of the year.
Popular summer activities include white water rafting, hiking, and canoeing.
Winter activities consist of skiing/snowboarding, snowmobiling, snow-shoeing, dog-sledding, ice-walks, skating, and spelunking.
A general caution is provided to all tourists to please not feed the animals, and to be mindful of wildlife. Bear attacks are not uncommon, and precautions should be taken when participating in outdoor activities.

To visit the Canadian Rockies, or learn more, check it out online.

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